Humom Returns

Return of humom! No big deal, of course. Megan at Dr. D's took great care of me. At first I was a bit astonished to see the multitude of colors stuck in her ears, but she used a nice voice, and I immediately set out to make her my personal slave. I gave her the big brown eyes, the waving plumy tail, the ingenuous smile, and then presented her with the snowy white tummy to rub, folding my paws gently on my chest. Who can resist the bunny pose? Sure enough, I heard the requisite "awwww," and felt the strong fingers on the tummy. After that, my visit there was a breeze. They gave me masses of fluids, and I was a sweet angel and didn't try to pull the needle out like I do at home. I even ate the icky k/d. When humom came to pick me up, everyone told her what a sweet temperament I had, what a pleasure it had been and what a wonderful dog I was. Hah! I don't work by stealth for nothing! On the way home, humom mentioned that I had cost an arm and a leg. Hahah! She can't fool me, I still count 2 arms and 2 legs. Anyway, for my next fluid treatments, she is trying to sell her hair on eBay -- as if anyone would be interested in such a pathetic display. Fortunately, she took my advice and put a picture of my gorgeousness on the site. Maybe it will dazzle and distract. Now to restore order at home and to put that young sprout, Ghost, Sascha the rhodie mix, and those pesky cats back in their place. Guerillera Alexandria out.