Ghost at Home Depot

Alexandria here. Well, my training of that young sprout, The Magnificent Ghost as he insists on calling himself, is finally paying off. He came back from human training (joke!) yesterday all puffed up and full of himself. Harrumph! But it wasn't because of anything they worked on at training (Stand! I ask you!) but what happened on the way home. Apparently the car was shaking like it was going to fly apart into a million pieces. Humom was scared and didn't have her phone with her. Ghost won't admit it but I bet he was REALLY scared! He's terrified of thunderstorms and fireworks and buses and children and basically everything. Macho man! But I'm working with him. So they stopped at the Home Depot to see if they have a savvy person in the car department who might help. (Note to humans: HD does not have a car department). They wandered around for a bit, and Ghost did not lift his leg on anything! He also did not cry and try to run away when he saw large men, although he did use humom as a shield. But that's okay! And he did not run away from those nasty children, who insist on squealing and lunging in your face. He was a Very Good Boy, and a nice lady gave him a hot dog on the way out. I'm very proud of him, and will continue work patiently to impart my wisdom to him. Remember: Be Nice, Get Treats. You can always do something outrageous later.