For a 56-year-old, I'm still pretty strong. How did I find out?
Well, it was the single gal's worst nightmare. I got locked into the bathroom! Did Missy go for help or unlock the door from the outside? Noooooo, she had a nice nap throughout. I tried to use the scissors and stuff available to remove the hopelessly locked doorknob, but no luck.
So I kicked out the door.
Seriously.
I went batshit crazy, got all claustrophobic, and started kicking at the door. First a little hole next to the doorknob to try to open it from the outside -- nope, locked -- then a huge hole big enough for my enbonpoint to crawl out of. Got big sratches up my legs from the wood, but hey, I was a Amazon! A Cowgirl! A Badass Bitch! Kicking down a door!!! Booyah!
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