Going to Work

Yay! I got to go to work with humom yesterday. First I had to throw up a little in the morning, so she went into a hysterical tizzy. What is her deal? She knows Malamutes can throw up whenever they want! Besides, a renal dog always has a bit of an upset tummy. Anyway, mission accomplished, she called in to work and got permission to bring me in. Well, duh. As if I could be anything but a highly desired guest! So we drove in, and I threw up a tiny bit more in the car, just as a reminder that I really needed to be Observed all day. In the office, I was not allowed to run up and down the hall chasing my squeaky ball like in the summer session, but had to stay in the office and receive my admirers there. Lots of people came by to give me lovin's and scritches on the head. We also went outside several times, where I had Little Chats with the squirrels, which are unusually fat. But humom did not alow me to eat them, although they did not run away, but just sat there waiting for the Malamute pounce. Very disappointing indeed. A few people shied away from the Big Dog, hahahah, but several asked about my breed and quite a few called me Beautiful, as is my due. It's amazing how many students are dog-starved and desperately need to hug and grab a nice substantial dog. I am always happy to oblige.
Today, for some odd reason, humom left me at home again. I cannot fathom this oversight. Clearly, I will have to throw up again on Monday. Humans! Alexandria out.